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Best Nate Smith Ever!: Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after…I have waited for so long.
Posted on May 29, 2012 via with 27,269 notes
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CAPTION CORGI
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CAPTION CORGI
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Posted on May 7, 2012 via Visit ForGIFs.com for more with 538,231 notes
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Posted on May 2, 2012 via Its Full Of Stars with 1 note
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Various people getting tortured on stage by various other people at Folsom. Fun fact, you can torture a ginger all you want with no celestial recourse, as they have no soul. 2010 Apocalypse Chic.
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And when they are tortured at night by there’s subconscious for the evil they have done it will be with thoughts of him they will be tortured with.
Posted on April 9, 2012 via did you know? with 3,724 notes
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Posted on April 1, 2012 via did you know? with 8,788 notes
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Posted on March 27, 2012 via maybe, memories. with 1,491 notes
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i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
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Posted on March 24, 2012 via Overgrown Garden with 35,441 notes
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Welcome to my trap said the spider to the fly.
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“So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.
Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.
When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.”-Chief tecumseh
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Posted on March 8, 2012 via tempest in a teapot with 120 notes
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Posted on March 8, 2012 via *insert inspiring quote here* with 1,588 notes
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New drink! And for once I’m somewhat patriotic.
America. (Polymurrica as inside joke…. long story involving Amurrica and Glocks)
1 part Hpnotiq
1 part Blue Curacao
1 part Chambord (substituted here with my homemade liqueur)
Slowly layer all three (chilled) into a tall shot. Very fruity, makes for a good party shot if you have the patience to make a few of these at the same time.

Posted on March 1, 2012 via Ramblings of a "That Guy" with 6 notes
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